Discussion:
Are women good comedians
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Greg
2009-07-03 13:43:23 UTC
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No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Dafydd
2009-07-03 20:30:48 UTC
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Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are  shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
There is a woman's summit being held today with Mae Chen and J-J-J-
Jenny Shipley and Co.
to boost the odds of women...

...I have a really absurd sense of humour. people don'' laugh at the
'jokes'
they laugh at me!

it is true that women can go anything. i believe that. But it might
take generations
to effect a shift in that direction.

I always notice in the mornings that Paul Henry needs a bimbo by his
side
[to keep people locked onto the screen ,assume]. Alison is a bit blunt
but
she does manage to laugh at his """jokes""". Pippa is by far the
better poisonality
and plays the blonde bimbo with aplomb.

twat seems to have taken over from the more brutal and frank
expletive.

{ I don't swear in mixed company if i can help it...

but let me be frank, er bruce, or wayne...
I think you are either i, a misogynist,
or ii, you are just cranking us up...

-D.
Apairateef
2009-07-03 20:38:49 UTC
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Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is

French, Saunders, Lumley et al.

You aint watcing the right programmes dude

S
Geopelia
2009-07-03 21:48:33 UTC
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Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
Perhaps women are better at situation comedy than stand-up comedy.

While a male comedian can be very rude and get a good laugh, a female saying
the same sort of thing is just embarrassing to watch.
Fred
2009-07-03 22:39:25 UTC
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Post by Geopelia
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
Perhaps women are better at situation comedy than stand-up comedy.
While a male comedian can be very rude and get a good laugh, a female
saying the same sort of thing is just embarrassing to watch.
Doesn't stop them unfortunately.
Apairateef
2009-07-04 00:32:13 UTC
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Post by Geopelia
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
Perhaps women are better at situation comedy than stand-up comedy.
While a male comedian can be very rude and get a good laugh, a female
saying the same sort of thing is just embarrassing to watch.
Have to admit...that kiwi one...Jacquie or Jacks wotever her name is that
used to be on tv now and then with a fag and a drink and who sounded nervous
all the time...stand up comedian...was absolutely shite

S
Brian Dooley
2009-07-04 19:46:21 UTC
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On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:32:13 +1200, "Apairateef"
Post by Apairateef
Post by Geopelia
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
Perhaps women are better at situation comedy than stand-up comedy.
While a male comedian can be very rude and get a good laugh, a female
saying the same sort of thing is just embarrassing to watch.
Have to admit...that kiwi one...Jacquie or Jacks wotever her name is that
used to be on tv now and then with a fag and a drink and who sounded nervous
all the time...stand up comedian...was absolutely shite
S
Carrie Bickmore of the Rove show isn't bad.
--
Brian Dooley

Wellington New Zealand
Greg
2009-07-05 01:12:31 UTC
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On Sun, 05 Jul 2009 07:46:21 +1200, Brian Dooley
Post by Brian Dooley
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:32:13 +1200, "Apairateef"
Post by Greg
No fucking way
S
Carrie Bickmore of the Rove show isn't bad.
Isnt bad! or do you mean not too bad?
She is fkng hopless, i think you could be mislead as she is just no
good, but is in a show with a swarm of peopl and there is not one
funny person amongst them, and FFS how on earth does peter hellier get
away with the dross he whacks out. I am sure he is a women.
Mister Scooter
2009-07-04 07:31:59 UTC
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On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 09:48:33 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "Geopelia"
Post by Geopelia
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
Perhaps women are better at situation comedy than stand-up comedy.
While a male comedian can be very rude and get a good laugh, a female saying
the same sort of thing is just embarrassing to watch.
I agree, I find women swearing to be a definite turnoff, as in TV switch at the
wall.
In real life it is even worse, it is very nasty and you can instantly tell they
have been dragged up rather than bought up..
I can understand having to swear if you have an IQ of 60 or so but any half
literate person has more than enough command of language to be able to go
through life without recourse to obscenities.

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
Bobs
2009-07-03 23:06:54 UTC
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Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
--
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys' rooms with an empty sack
Kerry
2009-07-04 00:09:37 UTC
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Post by Bobs
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are  shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
--
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' rooms with an empty sack
Hmm saw a few female stand ups in the festival - most very funny
without mention of a single tampon
Mister Scooter
2009-07-04 07:33:09 UTC
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On , , Fri, 3 Jul 2009 17:09:37 -0700 (PDT), Re: Are women good comedians, Kerry
Post by Kerry
Post by Bobs
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are  shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
--
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' rooms with an empty sack
Hmm saw a few female stand ups in the festival - most very funny
without mention of a single tampon
It won't take her long to descend to the level of the others then.
--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
Greg
2009-07-04 08:09:41 UTC
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Post by Kerry
Post by Bobs
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are  shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
--
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave little boys' rooms with an empty sack
Hmm saw a few female stand ups in the festival - most very funny
without mention of a single tampon
Well go on then tell us all her funny jokes stories. I tell you that
you wont remember them.
Apairateef
2009-07-04 00:36:32 UTC
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Post by Bobs
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
Whereas...all the adverts that are put on at dinner time to do with tampons
and periods with blue instead of red liquid cos it's meant to be more.....
palatable...are made by men no doubt :P

S
Mister Scooter
2009-07-04 07:34:57 UTC
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On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:36:32 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Bobs
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
Whereas...all the adverts that are put on at dinner time to do with tampons
and periods with blue instead of red liquid cos it's meant to be more.....
palatable...are made by men no doubt :P
Why do they have to advertise menstrual products on TV anyway?

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
Apairateef
2009-07-04 07:43:14 UTC
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Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:36:32 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Bobs
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when
they are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about
tampons, for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
Whereas...all the adverts that are put on at dinner time to do with
tampons and periods with blue instead of red liquid cos it's meant
to be more..... palatable...are made by men no doubt :P
Why do they have to advertise menstrual products on TV anyway?
It's all about consumerism silly :P

Same as...why do they have to advertise animal drenches at dins time....

Sarns
Mister Scooter
2009-07-04 10:55:40 UTC
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On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 19:43:14 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:36:32 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Bobs
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when
they are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about
tampons, for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
Whereas...all the adverts that are put on at dinner time to do with
tampons and periods with blue instead of red liquid cos it's meant
to be more..... palatable...are made by men no doubt :P
Why do they have to advertise menstrual products on TV anyway?
It's all about consumerism silly :P
I guess with at least a quarter of the population menstruating on a regular
basis they must try and get users of other products to buy theirs but why the
hell do we have to be told of the merits of the sizes and absorbency of them
while we are conscious?
Post by Apairateef
Same as...why do they have to advertise animal drenches at dins time....
I can multi task with the best of them but I never have the TV on at meal times.
I have conniptions at the paucity of real news and can't watch they drivel they
insist is news.
Don't start me on "weather".

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
E. Scrooge
2009-07-05 10:29:53 UTC
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Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 19:43:14 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:36:32 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Bobs
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when
they are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about
tampons, for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
Whereas...all the adverts that are put on at dinner time to do with
tampons and periods with blue instead of red liquid cos it's meant
to be more..... palatable...are made by men no doubt :P
Why do they have to advertise menstrual products on TV anyway?
It's all about consumerism silly :P
I guess with at least a quarter of the population menstruating on a regular
basis they must try and get users of other products to buy theirs but why the
hell do we have to be told of the merits of the sizes and absorbency of them
while we are conscious?
Post by Apairateef
Same as...why do they have to advertise animal drenches at dins time....
I can multi task with the best of them but I never have the TV on at meal times.
I have conniptions at the paucity of real news and can't watch they drivel they
insist is news.
Don't start me on "weather".
You hardly need any help. You're not exactly an old lawnmower that's out of
gas with a stuffed spark plug. With all the pulling that you do you might
as well be though.

E. Scrooge
Mister Scooter
2009-07-06 11:33:04 UTC
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On , , Sun, 5 Jul 2009 22:29:53 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "E.
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 19:43:14 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:36:32 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Bobs
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when
they are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about
tampons, for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
S
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
Whereas...all the adverts that are put on at dinner time to do with
tampons and periods with blue instead of red liquid cos it's meant
to be more..... palatable...are made by men no doubt :P
Why do they have to advertise menstrual products on TV anyway?
It's all about consumerism silly :P
I guess with at least a quarter of the population menstruating on a regular
basis they must try and get users of other products to buy theirs but why the
hell do we have to be told of the merits of the sizes and absorbency of them
while we are conscious?
Post by Apairateef
Same as...why do they have to advertise animal drenches at dins time....
I can multi task with the best of them but I never have the TV on at meal times.
I have conniptions at the paucity of real news and can't watch they drivel they
insist is news.
Don't start me on "weather".
You hardly need any help. You're not exactly an old lawnmower that's out of
gas with a stuffed spark plug. With all the pulling that you do you might
as well be though.
Are both your bunions AND your piles playing up James?

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
Adam Cameron
2009-07-04 02:19:47 UTC
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Post by Bobs
Post by Apairateef
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
None of which are particularly funny, beyond their one joke.
Post by Bobs
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
Jo Brand is OK, but is still quite hit and miss. I saw Shappi Khorsandi do
some stuff the other day (on "Have I Got News For You", I think), and she
was OK. But having looked around on tubeface for more of her material...
she seems to just have the one routine.

I don't know what it is - perhaps it's because I'm male - but on the whole
what few female comedians I come across, I really don't find them that
funny. And I'm inlcined to agree with Bobs' assessment. There seems to be
a whole host of male comedians out there, and even the shit ones seem to be
better than most of the female ones. It's something I find bemusing. Also
something I'm very ready to be "corrected" on.
--
Adam
Kerry
2009-07-06 00:57:33 UTC
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Post by Adam Cameron
Post by Bobs
Post by Apairateef
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
None of which are particularly funny, beyond their one joke.
Post by Bobs
He's talking about stand up comedians...and no....I've never seen a
funny one. Their entire routine is tampons, periods, and sex. Every
single one of them. Boring.
Jo Brand is OK, but is still quite hit and miss.  I saw Shappi Khorsandi do
some stuff the other day (on "Have I Got News For You", I think), and she
was OK.  But having looked around on tubeface for more of her material...
she seems to just have the one routine.
I don't know what it is - perhaps it's because I'm male - but on the whole
what few female comedians I come across, I really don't find them that
funny.  And I'm inlcined to agree with Bobs' assessment.  There seems to be
a whole host of male comedians out there, and even the shit ones seem to be
better than most of the female ones.  It's something I find bemusing.  Also
something I'm very ready to be "corrected" on.
--
Adam
Maybe men and women do find different things funny?

Lots of malke comedians have 'humour' I cannot abide - lowest common
denominator stuff

Keving Bloody Wilson anyone?

Mind you I'm sure lots of women find him funny too

There's nowt so queer as folk
A _L_ P
2009-07-03 23:46:30 UTC
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Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
All i can say is
French, Saunders, Lumley et al.
You aint watcing the right programmes dude
...or it ain't funny without the fart jokes. I'll bet he's one of those
people who would describe himself as GSOH - an extreme minority opinion.

A L P
Katipo
2009-07-03 22:53:50 UTC
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Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.

There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who aren't the
least bit funny either.
A _L_ P
2009-07-03 23:49:23 UTC
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Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who aren't the
least bit funny either.
Those guys are not bad comedians, they're political activists in an
equal rights campaign.
Equal rights to be unamusing.

A L P
Apairateef
2009-07-04 00:32:35 UTC
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Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
Totally agree

S
Mister Scooter
2009-07-04 07:37:34 UTC
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Post by Apairateef
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
Totally agree
I've got a theory that stand up comedy brings out the worst in people.
Especially the comedians.

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
E. Scrooge
2009-07-04 08:26:27 UTC
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Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:32:35 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
Totally agree
I've got a theory that stand up comedy brings out the worst in people.
Especially the comedians.
No need for any explanations as to why you're here then.
LOL

E. Scrooge
Apairateef
2009-07-04 10:07:03 UTC
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Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:32:35 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when
they are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about
tampons, for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
Totally agree
I've got a theory that stand up comedy brings out the worst in
people. Especially the comedians.
No need for any explanations as to why you're here then.
LOL
E.
LOLOL excellent!

Sarns
Mister Scooter
2009-07-04 10:56:48 UTC
Permalink
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 20:26:27 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "E.
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:32:35 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
Totally agree
I've got a theory that stand up comedy brings out the worst in people.
Especially the comedians.
No need for any explanations as to why you're here then.
Gee, you do have a sense of humour James, don't crease yourself laughing at your
own jokes though.

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
E. Scrooge
2009-07-05 09:14:22 UTC
Permalink
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 20:26:27 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "E.
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:32:35 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
Totally agree
I've got a theory that stand up comedy brings out the worst in people.
Especially the comedians.
No need for any explanations as to why you're here then.
Gee, you do have a sense of humour James, don't crease yourself laughing at your
own jokes though.
It wouldn't have been half as funny without your post which set it up,
Muppet.
You're a laugh a minute. If you were charging for it you'd be the richest
prick on the planet.

E. Scrooge
Mister Scooter
2009-07-06 11:34:16 UTC
Permalink
On , , Sun, 5 Jul 2009 21:14:22 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "E.
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 20:26:27 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "E.
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:32:35 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
Totally agree
I've got a theory that stand up comedy brings out the worst in people.
Especially the comedians.
No need for any explanations as to why you're here then.
Gee, you do have a sense of humour James, don't crease yourself laughing at your
own jokes though.
It wouldn't have been half as funny without your post which set it up,
Muppet.
You're a laugh a minute. If you were charging for it you'd be the richest
prick on the planet.
Why thank you, thank you very much.
Unfortunately my illnesses preclude a career on the stage.

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
E. Scrooge
2009-07-06 16:16:13 UTC
Permalink
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sun, 5 Jul 2009 21:14:22 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "E.
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 20:26:27 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "E.
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:32:35 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
Totally agree
I've got a theory that stand up comedy brings out the worst in people.
Especially the comedians.
No need for any explanations as to why you're here then.
Gee, you do have a sense of humour James, don't crease yourself laughing at your
own jokes though.
It wouldn't have been half as funny without your post which set it up,
Muppet.
You're a laugh a minute. If you were charging for it you'd be the richest
prick on the planet.
Why thank you, thank you very much.
Unfortunately my illnesses preclude a career on the stage.
One could easily think that was posted by Elvis.

E. Scrooge
Mister Scooter
2009-07-08 23:07:50 UTC
Permalink
On , , Tue, 7 Jul 2009 04:16:13 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "E.
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sun, 5 Jul 2009 21:14:22 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "E.
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 20:26:27 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "E.
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 12:32:35 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
Totally agree
I've got a theory that stand up comedy brings out the worst in people.
Especially the comedians.
No need for any explanations as to why you're here then.
Gee, you do have a sense of humour James, don't crease yourself laughing at your
own jokes though.
It wouldn't have been half as funny without your post which set it up,
Muppet.
You're a laugh a minute. If you were charging for it you'd be the richest
prick on the planet.
Why thank you, thank you very much.
Unfortunately my illnesses preclude a career on the stage.
One could easily think that was posted by Elvis.
I've never been mistaken for Elvis.

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.

Greg
2009-07-04 08:11:32 UTC
Permalink
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who aren't the
least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any woman
that are.
Apairateef
2009-07-04 10:06:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by Greg
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any woman
that are.
Victoria Wood...brilliant

S
A _L_ P
2009-07-04 10:41:29 UTC
Permalink
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any woman
that are.
Victoria Wood...brilliant
Yes but he'll want to know a joke. He's the kind who wants definite
jokes, labelled "joke, funny, laugh now". An Englishman, an Irishman and
a Scotsman yada yada *PUNCH LINE*, oh good, now we know for certain that
was a joke. Hahahaha. Humour for the witless.

A L P
Apairateef
2009-07-04 11:30:56 UTC
Permalink
Post by A _L_ P
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when
they are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about
tampons, for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any
woman that are.
Victoria Wood...brilliant
Yes but he'll want to know a joke. He's the kind who wants definite
jokes, labelled "joke, funny, laugh now". An Englishman, an Irishman
and a Scotsman yada yada *PUNCH LINE*, oh good, now we know for
certain that was a joke. Hahahaha. Humour for the witless.
A L P
I'm with ya.... *rolls eyes at the narrowminded male poster*

S
Greg
2009-07-03 16:43:40 UTC
Permalink
Post by A _L_ P
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any woman
that are.
Victoria Wood...brilliant
Yes but he'll want to know a joke. He's the kind who wants definite
jokes, labelled "joke, funny, laugh now". An Englishman, an Irishman and
a Scotsman yada yada *PUNCH LINE*, oh good, now we know for certain that
was a joke. Hahahaha. Humour for the witless.
A L P
I would settle for funny, it just doesnt happen with women.
You seem to be indicating that the witless shouldnt have a laugh, well
they do, i am saying they wont get it with a woman.
Apairateef
2009-07-04 22:44:17 UTC
Permalink
Greg you attributed that wrong.... ALP wrote the message previous to yours,
not me.

S
Post by Greg
Post by A _L_ P
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when
they are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about
tampons, for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any
woman that are.
Victoria Wood...brilliant
Yes but he'll want to know a joke. He's the kind who wants definite
jokes, labelled "joke, funny, laugh now". An Englishman, an Irishman
and a Scotsman yada yada *PUNCH LINE*, oh good, now we know for
certain that was a joke. Hahahaha. Humour for the witless.
A L P
I would settle for funny, it just doesnt happen with women.
You seem to be indicating that the witless shouldnt have a laugh, well
they do, i am saying they wont get it with a woman.
Kerry
2009-07-06 01:03:54 UTC
Permalink
Post by Greg
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are  shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any woman
that are.
Victoria Wood...brilliant
Yes but he'll want to know a joke.  He's the kind who wants definite
jokes, labelled "joke, funny, laugh now". An Englishman, an Irishman and
a Scotsman yada yada *PUNCH LINE*, oh good, now we know for certain that
was a joke.  Hahahaha.  Humour for the witless.
A L P
I would settle for funny, it just doesnt happen with women.
You seem to be indicating that the witless shouldnt have a laugh, well
they do, i am saying they wont get it with a woman.
I suspect you are humourless

Or havent seen enough female comedians

Off you go, a project for you
Greg
2009-07-06 11:45:20 UTC
Permalink
Post by Kerry
Post by Greg
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are  shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any woman
that are.
Victoria Wood...brilliant
Yes but he'll want to know a joke.  He's the kind who wants definite
jokes, labelled "joke, funny, laugh now". An Englishman, an Irishman and
a Scotsman yada yada *PUNCH LINE*, oh good, now we know for certain that
was a joke.  Hahahaha.  Humour for the witless.
A L P
I would settle for funny, it just doesnt happen with women.
You seem to be indicating that the witless shouldnt have a laugh, well
they do, i am saying they wont get it with a woman.
I suspect you are humourless
Or havent seen enough female comedians
I have seen too many of them , and i notice that the only people
marked as sidesplitting funny have been men, no one wants to tell the
lie that there are woman like that.
Post by Kerry
Off you go, a project for you
Imagine what sort of shiity life that would be.
Greg
2009-07-03 16:44:26 UTC
Permalink
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any woman
that are.
Victoria Wood...brilliant
S
As for Wood, she doesnt even know what she is, she labels herself
Actress, singer, writer and comedienne, well i am sure you have all
her albums and watched all her movies, but its only the pretentious
who say she is funny
Apairateef
2009-07-04 22:46:47 UTC
Permalink
Post by Greg
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when
they are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about
tampons, for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any
woman that are.
Victoria Wood...brilliant
S
As for Wood, she doesnt even know what she is, she labels herself
Actress, singer, writer and comedienne, well i am sure you have all
her albums and watched all her movies, but its only the pretentious
who say she is funny
That's because she's talented and can wear many hats.... hmmm like you
can...tosser, wanker, misogynist....

S
Kerry
2009-07-06 01:04:33 UTC
Permalink
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are  shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when
they are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about
tampons, for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any
woman that are.
Victoria Wood...brilliant
S
As for Wood, she doesnt even know what she is, she labels herself
Actress, singer, writer and comedienne, well i am sure you have all
her albums and watched all her movies, but its only the pretentious
who say she is funny
That's because she's talented and can wear many hats.... hmmm like you
can...tosser, wanker, misogynist....
S
She's very funny

He has no humour, its obvious
Mister Scooter
2009-07-06 11:35:35 UTC
Permalink
On , , Sun, 5 Jul 2009 10:46:47 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians,
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
Post by Apairateef
Post by Greg
On Sat, 4 Jul 2009 10:53:50 +1200, "Katipo"
Post by Katipo
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when
they are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about
tampons, for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
I don't think that gender is the problem.
There are also a lot of male "comedians" around at the moment who
aren't the least bit funny either.
The point is that there are plenty that are. an there arent any
woman that are.
Victoria Wood...brilliant
S
As for Wood, she doesnt even know what she is, she labels herself
Actress, singer, writer and comedienne, well i am sure you have all
her albums and watched all her movies, but its only the pretentious
who say she is funny
That's because she's talented and can wear many hats.... hmmm like you
can...tosser, wanker, misogynist....
Humour is a very personal thing, you are very lucky if you can see the humour
that surrounds us every day.

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
E. Scrooge
2009-07-04 03:13:15 UTC
Permalink
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Too damn easy.
NZ's Therese Arseneau is one of the best political comedians on the planet
and she does it all looking like she actually believes the crap that she's
sucking idiots into believing. During election night she was priceless in
her predictions of seeing trends all based on the previous election results.
According to expert National who were doing well at the start would get
overtaken by Labour.
Each time one happens to catch Holmes new comedy show with her on the panel
on Sunday morning more laughs from the best female comedian in the country
are guaranteed.

E. Scrooge
Greg
2009-07-04 08:12:12 UTC
Permalink
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Too damn easy.
NZ's Therese Arseneau is one of the best political comedians on the planet
and she does it all looking like she actually believes the crap that she's
sucking idiots into believing. During election night she was priceless in
her predictions of seeing trends all based on the previous election results.
According to expert National who were doing well at the start would get
overtaken by Labour.
Each time one happens to catch Holmes new comedy show with her on the panel
on Sunday morning more laughs from the best female comedian in the country
are guaranteed.
E. Scrooge
One word. WHO?
E. Scrooge
2009-07-04 09:11:38 UTC
Permalink
Post by Greg
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Too damn easy.
NZ's Therese Arseneau is one of the best political comedians on the planet
and she does it all looking like she actually believes the crap that she's
sucking idiots into believing. During election night she was priceless in
her predictions of seeing trends all based on the previous election results.
According to expert National who were doing well at the start would get
overtaken by Labour.
Each time one happens to catch Holmes new comedy show with her on the panel
on Sunday morning more laughs from the best female comedian in the country
are guaranteed.
E. Scrooge
One word. WHO?
Claimed by TVNZ and Holmes etc to be a political scientist. One of the best
political comedians in the country.
Checkout Q & A tomorrow morning or on the TVNZ website.

E. Scrooge
Gordon
2009-07-04 05:23:44 UTC
Permalink
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Humour. A very personal thing. Oh dear a pun. Bugger.

Trying again.

Who thought that funny? Not all of you eh? Case rested.
Gordon
2009-07-04 05:28:11 UTC
Permalink
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
How about the Kiwi twins?
E. Scrooge
2009-07-04 05:38:14 UTC
Permalink
Post by Gordon
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
How about the Kiwi twins?
Chris Kahui killed them.
What's so funny about them?

E. Scrooge
Greg
2009-07-04 08:14:00 UTC
Permalink
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Gordon
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
How about the Kiwi twins?
Chris Kahui killed them.
What's so funny about them?
E. Scrooge
And that proves my point. a woman commedian would have baanged on
about post natal depression and toxic fkn shock, where you have caught
the humor short and to the point
Mister Scooter
2009-07-04 07:39:06 UTC
Permalink
On , , 4 Jul 2009 05:28:11 GMT, Re: Are women good comedians, Gordon
Post by Gordon
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
How about the Kiwi twins?
That isn't funny in the least. I cringe at the thought of them. They have
exactly two jokes that they have retreaded over the years. Pretty soon the tyre
won't be able to be retreaded any more.

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
Matty F
2009-07-04 06:56:14 UTC
Permalink
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
Apairateef
2009-07-04 06:57:50 UTC
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Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons,
for fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they
should stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
Ohhh yes shes great...lol was a laugh on the Graham Norton show a few months
back too

S
A _L_ P
2009-07-04 07:16:33 UTC
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Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
OMG yes. that's the name I was trying to remember, brilliant wit.
Thanks for the reminder. Josie Lawrence too, she didn't seem to have a
menstrual fetish either.

BTW I've noticed males making period jokes, along the lines of how
cranky my wife / my female work colleague / random woman in "humorous"
anecdote is because she's having her period. Women can't need use the
same glib explanation for male crankiness but that's OK, it's enough to
say "a man" for women in the audience to get the subtext of
whole-month unreasonableness in the anecdote :-)

There are a few NZ male comedians whose main talent seems to be saying
fuck a hell of a lot without feeling the need to put it in a context
that makes it funny. Forget the one, could it be Brendan Lovegrove?
(Sorry, Mr Lovegrove if I'm thinking of someone else.) Whoever it was,
he'd been overseas being helluva successful (the compere said) then he
appeared on one of those stand-up shows on TV and he was as hilarious as
Weetbix.

A L P

A L P
Fred
2009-07-04 08:49:00 UTC
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Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
OMG yes. that's the name I was trying to remember, brilliant wit. Thanks
for the reminder. Josie Lawrence too, she didn't seem to have a menstrual
fetish either.
BTW I've noticed males making period jokes, along the lines of how cranky
my wife / my female work colleague / random woman in "humorous" anecdote
is because she's having her period. Women can't need use the same glib
explanation for male crankiness but that's OK, it's enough to say "a man"
for women in the audience to get the subtext of whole-month
unreasonableness in the anecdote :-)
There are a few NZ male comedians whose main talent seems to be saying
fuck a hell of a lot without feeling the need to put it in a context that
makes it funny. Forget the one, could it be Brendan Lovegrove? (Sorry, Mr
Lovegrove if I'm thinking of someone else.) Whoever it was, he'd been
overseas being helluva successful (the compere said) then he appeared on
one of those stand-up shows on TV and he was as hilarious as Weetbix.
Tell me why the audience always pisses themselves laughing everytime Billy
Conolly says 'fuck'?
A _L_ P
2009-07-04 10:37:51 UTC
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Post by Fred
Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
OMG yes. that's the name I was trying to remember, brilliant wit. Thanks
for the reminder. Josie Lawrence too, she didn't seem to have a menstrual
fetish either.
BTW I've noticed males making period jokes, along the lines of how cranky
my wife / my female work colleague / random woman in "humorous" anecdote
is because she's having her period. Women can't need use the same glib
explanation for male crankiness but that's OK, it's enough to say "a man"
for women in the audience to get the subtext of whole-month
unreasonableness in the anecdote :-)
There are a few NZ male comedians whose main talent seems to be saying
fuck a hell of a lot without feeling the need to put it in a context that
makes it funny. Forget the one, could it be Brendan Lovegrove? (Sorry, Mr
Lovegrove if I'm thinking of someone else.) Whoever it was, he'd been
overseas being helluva successful (the compere said) then he appeared on
one of those stand-up shows on TV and he was as hilarious as Weetbix.
Tell me why the audience always pisses themselves laughing everytime Billy
Conolly says 'fuck'?
Context.

A L P
Geopelia
2009-07-04 11:23:46 UTC
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Post by A _L_ P
Post by Fred
Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
OMG yes. that's the name I was trying to remember, brilliant wit. Thanks
for the reminder. Josie Lawrence too, she didn't seem to have a
menstrual fetish either.
BTW I've noticed males making period jokes, along the lines of how
cranky my wife / my female work colleague / random woman in "humorous"
anecdote is because she's having her period. Women can't need use the
same glib explanation for male crankiness but that's OK, it's enough to
say "a man" for women in the audience to get the subtext of whole-month
unreasonableness in the anecdote :-)
There are a few NZ male comedians whose main talent seems to be saying
fuck a hell of a lot without feeling the need to put it in a context
that makes it funny. Forget the one, could it be Brendan Lovegrove?
(Sorry, Mr Lovegrove if I'm thinking of someone else.) Whoever it was,
he'd been overseas being helluva successful (the compere said) then he
appeared on one of those stand-up shows on TV and he was as hilarious as
Weetbix.
Tell me why the audience always pisses themselves laughing everytime
Billy Conolly says 'fuck'?
Context.
A L P
Exactly. That's why he's funny, while a certain chef who is always saying
the word is just pathetic.
E. Scrooge
2009-07-05 09:21:55 UTC
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Post by Geopelia
Post by A _L_ P
Post by Fred
Post by A _L_ P
Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
OMG yes. that's the name I was trying to remember, brilliant wit.
Thanks for the reminder. Josie Lawrence too, she didn't seem to have a
menstrual fetish either.
BTW I've noticed males making period jokes, along the lines of how
cranky my wife / my female work colleague / random woman in "humorous"
anecdote is because she's having her period. Women can't need use the
same glib explanation for male crankiness but that's OK, it's enough to
say "a man" for women in the audience to get the subtext of whole-month
unreasonableness in the anecdote :-)
There are a few NZ male comedians whose main talent seems to be saying
fuck a hell of a lot without feeling the need to put it in a context
that makes it funny. Forget the one, could it be Brendan Lovegrove?
(Sorry, Mr Lovegrove if I'm thinking of someone else.) Whoever it was,
he'd been overseas being helluva successful (the compere said) then he
appeared on one of those stand-up shows on TV and he was as hilarious
as Weetbix.
Tell me why the audience always pisses themselves laughing everytime
Billy Conolly says 'fuck'?
Context.
A L P
Exactly. That's why he's funny, while a certain chef who is always saying
the word is just pathetic.
In most cases Ramsey should be yelling at them when they try to serve up raw
chicken and raw meat, plus many other stuff ups. When they do well he lets
them know as well.
And in Kitchen Nightmares no wonder when find maggots and other bugs in the
kitchen pantries.
When Ramsey says people lives have been at risk he wasn't joking about it.

E. Scrooge
Mister Scooter
2009-07-04 11:03:16 UTC
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On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 20:49:00 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "Fred"
Post by Fred
Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
OMG yes. that's the name I was trying to remember, brilliant wit. Thanks
for the reminder. Josie Lawrence too, she didn't seem to have a menstrual
fetish either.
BTW I've noticed males making period jokes, along the lines of how cranky
my wife / my female work colleague / random woman in "humorous" anecdote
is because she's having her period. Women can't need use the same glib
explanation for male crankiness but that's OK, it's enough to say "a man"
for women in the audience to get the subtext of whole-month
unreasonableness in the anecdote :-)
There are a few NZ male comedians whose main talent seems to be saying
fuck a hell of a lot without feeling the need to put it in a context that
makes it funny. Forget the one, could it be Brendan Lovegrove? (Sorry, Mr
Lovegrove if I'm thinking of someone else.) Whoever it was, he'd been
overseas being helluva successful (the compere said) then he appeared on
one of those stand-up shows on TV and he was as hilarious as Weetbix.
Tell me why the audience always pisses themselves laughing everytime Billy
Conolly says 'fuck'?
I have no idea, why don't you tell us?
I can tell you are dying to.

Lenny Bruce started the trend of using obscenities in "humour".
People laughed because they were embarrassed.

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
E. Scrooge
2009-07-05 09:33:04 UTC
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Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 20:49:00 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "Fred"
Post by Fred
Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
OMG yes. that's the name I was trying to remember, brilliant wit. Thanks
for the reminder. Josie Lawrence too, she didn't seem to have a menstrual
fetish either.
BTW I've noticed males making period jokes, along the lines of how cranky
my wife / my female work colleague / random woman in "humorous" anecdote
is because she's having her period. Women can't need use the same glib
explanation for male crankiness but that's OK, it's enough to say "a man"
for women in the audience to get the subtext of whole-month
unreasonableness in the anecdote :-)
There are a few NZ male comedians whose main talent seems to be saying
fuck a hell of a lot without feeling the need to put it in a context that
makes it funny. Forget the one, could it be Brendan Lovegrove? (Sorry, Mr
Lovegrove if I'm thinking of someone else.) Whoever it was, he'd been
overseas being helluva successful (the compere said) then he appeared on
one of those stand-up shows on TV and he was as hilarious as Weetbix.
Tell me why the audience always pisses themselves laughing everytime Billy
Conolly says 'fuck'?
I have no idea, why don't you tell us?
I can tell you are dying to.
The Star Wars Jedi mind tricks were only an imaginative fantasy, they won't
work around here, Jabba Muppet.
You just can't help replying to a question with a question, as it's a well
known fact about you.

E. Scrooge
Mister Scooter
2009-07-06 11:38:20 UTC
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On , , Sun, 5 Jul 2009 21:33:04 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "E.
Post by E. Scrooge
Post by Mister Scooter
On , , Sat, 4 Jul 2009 20:49:00 +1200, Re: Are women good comedians, "Fred"
Post by Fred
Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
OMG yes. that's the name I was trying to remember, brilliant wit. Thanks
for the reminder. Josie Lawrence too, she didn't seem to have a menstrual
fetish either.
BTW I've noticed males making period jokes, along the lines of how cranky
my wife / my female work colleague / random woman in "humorous" anecdote
is because she's having her period. Women can't need use the same glib
explanation for male crankiness but that's OK, it's enough to say "a man"
for women in the audience to get the subtext of whole-month
unreasonableness in the anecdote :-)
There are a few NZ male comedians whose main talent seems to be saying
fuck a hell of a lot without feeling the need to put it in a context that
makes it funny. Forget the one, could it be Brendan Lovegrove? (Sorry, Mr
Lovegrove if I'm thinking of someone else.) Whoever it was, he'd been
overseas being helluva successful (the compere said) then he appeared on
one of those stand-up shows on TV and he was as hilarious as Weetbix.
Tell me why the audience always pisses themselves laughing everytime Billy
Conolly says 'fuck'?
I have no idea, why don't you tell us?
I can tell you are dying to.
The Star Wars Jedi mind tricks were only an imaginative fantasy, they won't
work around here, Jabba Muppet.
Your reference is too obscure for me.
Post by E. Scrooge
You just can't help replying to a question with a question, as it's a well
known fact about you.
And that can you keep a straight face while posting that is something the best
minds in the world have been working for the last few nano-seconds.
It's that important that that is the amount of time they spent on it.

--

"The absurd is the essential concept and the first truth"
Albert Camus.
Kerry
2009-07-06 01:02:39 UTC
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Post by Fred
Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are  shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
OMG yes. that's the name I was trying to remember, brilliant wit. Thanks
for the reminder.  Josie Lawrence too, she didn't seem to have a menstrual
fetish either.
BTW I've noticed males making period jokes, along the lines of how cranky
my wife / my female work colleague / random woman in "humorous" anecdote
is because she's having her period.  Women can't need use the same glib
explanation for male crankiness but that's OK, it's enough to say "a man"
for women in the audience to get the subtext of whole-month
unreasonableness in the anecdote :-)
There are a few NZ male comedians whose main talent seems to be saying
fuck a hell of a lot without feeling the need to put it in a context that
makes it funny.  Forget the one, could it be Brendan Lovegrove? (Sorry, Mr
Lovegrove if I'm thinking of someone else.)  Whoever it was, he'd been
overseas being helluva successful (the compere said) then he appeared on
one of those stand-up shows on TV and he was as hilarious as Weetbix.
Tell me why the audience always pisses themselves laughing everytime Billy
Conolly says 'fuck'?
Not any more

But it used to jar and was funny.

Times have changed. Billy Connelly in his prime was the most
brilliant comedian. My sides ached for days after seeiung him, which
I've done quite a few times. Nto so much in recent days

A decent standup person doesnt tell 'jokes' - although Greg seems to
expect they will

They tell stories, and the best make us see the humour in the everyday
Greg
2009-07-06 11:50:57 UTC
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Post by Kerry
Post by Fred
Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are  shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
OMG yes. that's the name I was trying to remember, brilliant wit. Thanks
for the reminder.  Josie Lawrence too, she didn't seem to have a menstrual
fetish either.
BTW I've noticed males making period jokes, along the lines of how cranky
my wife / my female work colleague / random woman in "humorous" anecdote
is because she's having her period.  Women can't need use the same glib
explanation for male crankiness but that's OK, it's enough to say "a man"
for women in the audience to get the subtext of whole-month
unreasonableness in the anecdote :-)
There are a few NZ male comedians whose main talent seems to be saying
fuck a hell of a lot without feeling the need to put it in a context that
makes it funny.  Forget the one, could it be Brendan Lovegrove? (Sorry, Mr
Lovegrove if I'm thinking of someone else.)  Whoever it was, he'd been
overseas being helluva successful (the compere said) then he appeared on
one of those stand-up shows on TV and he was as hilarious as Weetbix.
Tell me why the audience always pisses themselves laughing everytime Billy
Conolly says 'fuck'?
Not any more
But it used to jar and was funny.
Times have changed. Billy Connelly in his prime was the most
brilliant comedian. My sides ached for days after seeiung him, which
I've done quite a few times. Nto so much in recent days
A decent standup person doesnt tell 'jokes' - although Greg seems to
expect they will
They tell stories, and the best make us see the humour in the everyday
IIts called Observational humor. here is a link for you.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Observational_humour

Plenty of woman there i would suspect.
oh thats a shame they could only list two, the dreadful woods and the
equally unfunny ellen degeneres, how she gets called a comedian beats
me, so 2 woman and 20-30 men. And a few of them that i think are very
funny including Loius CK. Sort of agrees with what i am saying
Adam Cameron
2009-07-04 09:34:38 UTC
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Post by Matty F
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
She's good on the News Quiz (which she fronts) on Radio4. It seems to have
just finished its current run:
http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b006r9yq
--
Adam
Kerry
2009-07-06 00:58:54 UTC
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Post by Matty F
Post by Greg
No fucking way
They are  shit comedians, they should be banned from that, when they
are in trouble doing their standup they all bang on about tampons, for
fuck sake we have heard all that shit.
I dont think that there has been one funny woman comedian, they should
stop wasting their time, unfunny bunch of twats
Sandi Toksvig was as funny as any of the men on "Whose Line Is It
Anyway?"
Sandy Toksvig is still very funny but not often seen
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