2020-03-13 00:07:11 UTC
Everything Twitford touches turns to shit.
Latest - $90million for a commuter train between Auckland and Hamilton.
Only runs twice a day.
Only 300 capacity.
Takes 2h20min *if* everything runs to plan.
So, $300,000 * per commuter, to take 300 cars off the road.
How fucking insane, and how predictable that Phailure Phil would come up with it. Afte rall - his "track" record (thank you) on "Delivery" (remember that?) is sooper dooper!
* Assuming they pack it every day. In reality, nobody will use it as it is too slow and too inflexible.