2021-09-17 02:37:39 UTC
Savour it deep and long:
Preferred prime minister du jour:
A: Prime Minister Jacinda Ardern: 50.8%
V: Act Leader David Seymour: 9.3%
Z-minus: National leader Judith Collins: 4.4%.
Now for yer good ol' National caucus coup: Bishop or Bridges? Or even Luxon?
1. Bishop the Laddish: he who bears the perpetual look of some smirking adolescent who spends every waking moment being repeatedly caught with his fist jammed in the cookie jar? - or...
2. Bridges the Eeyore: the hunched, folorn little croaker, whose mien and comportment portray those of the relief mortician appointed by the local undertaker against his better judgement?
3. Luxon, yer bog-standard baldy clone.: His persona bears a strong resemblance to that sure, cold, dead-eyed look of the me-first, Honours-seeking, asset-stripper-cum-wealth-extractor we have only recently snd gratefully seen the back of. The zero-productivity rentier class will cleave to him like blowflies round a dog-turd.
Come to think of it, could all three of these gentlemen be yet another iteration of today's over-used slogan: "Healthy Options"?
(Hint: be careful who you opt for. Your own health and welfare will critically depend on it.)